me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
(via unsetteld)
- Girl: Are you nervous?
- Me: Yes
- Girl: Is this your first time?
- Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.
- Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
- Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
my favourite quality in a person is being that one person who listens to your story when no one else is paying attention and asks you to carry on if you start and get talked over
(via childmagazine)
